Bachelor of Science in Theatre:22:NY:

Gingerdactyl: a ginger who makes pterodactyl noises.

I eat copious amounts of cheese & hot sauce.

One would classify me as a bitch.

Not your average sorority girl.

If I watch it, I reblog it. I'm a Jeepher.

Anon is always on and I'm 9/10 always bored.

godslonelywoman:

collardgreensneckbones:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAE SINCE DAY FUCKING ONE A BITCH IS SKRESSED AS HELL

What the hell, man.

The older I get the more I’m like, oh this male can resemble a lumberjack or Viking? SCHWING

(via facenodefeat)

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kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp, via ruinedchildhood)

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

(Source: stocklogos.com, via ruinedchildhood)

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doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

(via clintbartons)

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Get up and leave // E.E  (via preciouspayne)

If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

(via mustangblood)

(Source: be-fearless-brave-and-kind, via scatcatandthealleycats)

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via friendlymoose)

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